r/specializedtools Jun 10 '21

Saw this tool to fill in cracks in asphalt online thought I would share it

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u/GrimyPeasant Jun 10 '21

Got dog shit? Just chuck it in the paste!

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u/didgeridude2517 Jun 10 '21

Or smear it into the nearest crack like you know what you’re doing

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u/1o1Smileyface Jun 10 '21

I thought you're supposed to put it in a paper bag and light it on fire.

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u/SmithRoadBookClub69 Jun 10 '21

Don’t tell me my business, devil woman.

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u/1o1Smileyface Jun 10 '21

He called the shit poop!

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u/originalmimlet Jun 10 '21

Don’t put it out with your boot, Ted!

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u/didgeridude2517 Jun 10 '21

We’ve got options.

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u/5in1K Jun 11 '21

He called the shit poop.

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u/Blueberry_Mancakes Jun 10 '21

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u/didgeridude2517 Jun 10 '21

It’s a useful and versatile sentence, I say

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u/Blueberry_Mancakes Jun 10 '21

Let's play a game: This Old House or Porn?

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u/postthereddit Jun 10 '21

Crack Smear is my new band name

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u/catsaresneaky Jun 10 '21

Turn a pothole into a shithole

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

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u/catsaresneaky Jun 10 '21

I'm afraid :) :)

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u/Gpetch94 Jun 10 '21

It's actually perfect! I smear my own shit in my crack so why not?

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u/narcissisticdickhead Jun 10 '21

You must be the last person who repaired my roof.

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u/Cal_Rogdon Jun 11 '21

I am pretty sure that is my dogs inspiration for rubbing his arse on the carpet.