Corndogs are always good
I'm sorry that I'm not hobosexual 😔
I'm sorry I'm too gangsta
When you try to turn the computer off, but click restart
The box says it holds 12 fl oz cans of beer, which weighs about 0.78 lbs. 0.78 x 1776= ~1385 lbs
penis pocket it*
GOTS TO SHOOT A LOAD IN THE PARTY ZONE
Ah yes, my sexual experience and knowledge is all about dogs too
The beer isn't the only thing getting cold
I always like to lick the cock
Fat, rich, and happy. Win.
Wait you guys don't already do this?
From one professional to another.
Jun 17 '21
The puppies are just napping no need to worry
I just cut out the middle man and put it straight into my mouth 🥵
"These guitarists are meaningless. They're cavemen without us." - Bassist Genius Billionaire Davide Biale
Genius, handsome, lord of the trashcan
Let's pay attention to the real action
Just replace the road if you're going through that trouble, right? What a dumb idea.
It's the tar used on roads to fill in the cracks. I don't know the name for it though.
"Screw you!" Unpaves the crack. Pretty satisfying to watch it happen backwards too.
A V shaped crack squeegee